Bothering Neelix (1/?)
<What is this fluffy white stuff>
<It is rapidly engulfing me>
I had Griffin sitting on my computer when I took that picture of my cat earlier and she leaned over and sniffed at him and he just screamed in utter horror <Get back, ye foul whiskerbeast!> and I completely lost it
Here have a picture of my cat
<wait, so, what exactly am I supposed to be doing?>
[I want you to go over to that tree there - no, not that one, the other one - yeah, that one - and see how high you can climb.]
<you do realize that I am a dragon and I can just fly up there, right?>
[I swear to me I will tie your wings together.]
<did you really just say what I think you said?>
[Do you answer everything with a question?]
<I’m going, I’m going!>
Um… What are you doing?
Kindly explain to me why you are making Griffin climb to the top of a two-hundred foot tree.
<can I come down now?>
[No, keep going!]
…You two are going to be the death of me. Or eachother. Probably the latter.
<Why aren’t you doing anything?!>
It’s not my fault that miss I-can-do-whatever-the-harrane-I-want over here decided to be a- Griffin!
<What? It was either this or I fall.>
[Get off of me!]
That’s it, I’m done, you can sort out your own problems.
[Get him off me!]
<It’s your own fault, you know.>
Um, apparently Griffin wants me to tell you that he likes waffles and that Reina’s favorite t-shirt makes her look fat.
Yeah I know but this is his blog too you know.
I drew Reina! It’s really crappy but it looks pretty accurate, according to her. She was telling me what she wanted me to have her wearing and she chose the position.
Hellooooooo! ‘Tis I, Reina! I haven’t properly said hello yet so here I am doing it!
Okay so apparently I have two tulpae now! The second one showed up completely on her own, without me giving her a name or a form or anything.
Her name is Reina, and she claims to be the goddess of a species my friend made up. She’s about 5-foot-six and has long golden hair down to her waist, usually wears shiny white robes but I’ve also seen her in a t-shirt and jeans or pj’s, her eyes constantly change color, and she’s a sassy little b**** sometimes. She looks pretty much human, except her eyes have catlike pupils and I’ve seen her with a long cat tail a couple of times.
She and Griffin get along fairly well, and they’ve finished each-other’s sentences multiple times.